TARA - Jokes

JOKES

George and Condi
A little story
Vulgar Words
Timbuktu
Alligator in bar
Beer conference

Holmes camping
Deranged soldier
First blowjob
Golden wedding
Golf club
Good eyesight

Shooting to cans
Gynecol.appointment
Hard elbow
Hot night
Infrequently

Kind man
Pickle slicer
Quick Thought
Sexual statistic
Turner Brown

Ugly baby
Webbed feet
Week in Hell
Coloured
Wife in coma

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Working over 100%
Visa check
Everything
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George and Condi

A Little Story

Vulgar words

Words like Jebal pes (Dog fucked), Kurva zivot (Whore life), Kokot (Cock) and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
You will not say Dojebal (Fucked through) when someone makes a mistake, or Srali na mna (They shited on me) if you see someone being reprehended, or Hovno (Shit) when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb Srat (Shit) and Jebat (Fuck) are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as Kokotenko (Cockotenko), Kokot (Cock), Jebnuty (Fucked) or Hajzel (Sod).
Lack of determination will not be referred to as Srac (Crapper) nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as Kokotko (Cockotko).
Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as Kokotiny (Cockitties).
Do not say Chod jebat svoju mamu (Go to fuck your mother) if somebody is persistent; do not add Pojeb (Brat) if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say Dojebali sme to (We fucked it through) (refer to item 2) nor Na toto sa vyjebeme (We will fuck it through it) when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say Chod do pici (Go to cunt) nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, "Co do pici chces!? (What to cunt do you want)".
Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners Skurveny dodavatel (Whored supplier).
Do not say Chodte do pice s tou kokotinou (Go to cunt with your cockitty) when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer Metrovy kokot do tvojho zadku (Meter long cock into your ass) when your assistance is required.
You should never call partner representatives as Jebnuta svina (Fucked swine) or Skurveny hajzel (Whored sod).
The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as Jebatelná pica (Fuckerable cunt), Skurvene hovado (Whored cattle) or Kokotsky buzerant (Cocked queer).
Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say Mozem si s tymto vytriet zadok (I can wipe-out my ass by this)! Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

Timbuktu

Alligator in bar

Beer conference

Holmes camping

Deranged soldier

First blowjob

Golden wedding

Golf club

Good eyesight

Shooting to cans

Gynecologist appointment

Hard elbow

Hot night

Infrequently

Kind man

Pickle slicer

Quick Thought for the day

Sexual statistics

Turner Brown

Ugly baby

Webbed feet

Week in Hell

Coloured

Wife in coma

Help-line

Working over 100%

Visa check

Everything

James Bond